So I got a server from ma boy kelvinpw (among some other important but less notable things). It's a pretty old machine. The model is a Dell PowerEdge 2850. Now if you're not in to servers that might not mean anything to you, so keep reading.

The machine has dual Xeon dual cores with hyperthreading, for a total of eight logical cores. It's got 6GB of RAM. And a couple of other things like dual power supplies for redundancy, integrated RAID support, and a cute little status display on the front of it which is absolutely my favorite part.

There are a few downsides to it, though. The biggest one you notice is when you turn it on....

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This little soundbyte doesn't do enough justice to how loud it gets when you turn it on. Of course it does come back down to a reasonable volume after making sure the fans work, but damn I feel like a pilot every time I turn the damn thing on!

And then there's on more thing that I can't ignore no matter how hard I try: The drive backplane--y'know, the one you plug all the drives in normally to? It uses Ultra 320 SCSI. Mmmmmmmmm yeah! Of course I don't have any SCSI disks, because I'm a nut and I only have SATA and a couple of the older IDE drives.

That now leads me to the big question: How do I use the thing? Ma boi provided a couple of PCI SATA cards to.... try to boot from a SATA disk. Neither of them worked. I guess PCI SATA cards are just that unreliable. Now without any SCSI disks and no native SATA ports, there were three boot options left: floppy, DVD-ROM, and USB.

Floppy is out. Who uses floppy anymore? That and I don't have any floppy disks.... yet I have quite a few drives, but that's not the point. I could also boot from DVD, but that's out too because there's no such thing as persistent storage on DVDs. With the first two options out, I was left with good ol' USB.

Now that I know what I was gonna boot from, I had to figure out what to put on the boot drive. I tried Windows Server 2016 first. Well, given that the machine is more than ten years old, I didn't expect it to boot, and it didn't. Next I tried Windows Server 2008 R2, which I figured was compatible since it's only a 5 year difference. Nope. It refused to boot from a USB. I guess that makes sense; Windows To Go wasn't a thing until Windows 8.x.

So I went to the third option: Linux. I whipped out my copy of Fedora, the distro I will swear by until God comes, and popped it onto the install USB....

It booted.

Success! I can get an OS running on here! So I pulled out the drive I wanted to use as boot and moved it to the USB port, using a SATA to USB 2.0 adapter. Yeah, USB 2.0. But it works. The Crusade is over.

That PowerEdge now sits under my desk, running Fedora Server 25. I'll find a use for it eventually....